Dead Presidential Assembly 2006
Contents
The first shot
Sometime around 2005, the Moogle Cavern was invaded by a handful of kids known as "The Bringers" - all with similar names like Bringer of Happiness and Bringer of Muffins. The community, being "annyoingly normal" as it is, really didn't notice that much and continued to do what we do as if nothing happened. The Bringers, who usually hope for some sensational reaction (bannings) were left rather unsatisfied.
A nation united
A year later, Toxic cooked up a plan. He traced the bringers to the forum from which they spawned... the Unfortunate Forum. Like a red-headded Canadian with an asian sidekick, he assembled from the MC his army to stage a counter-attack. Wearing the identities of Dead Presidents like in that movie to counter-invade the forum on June 5th. The movement hit an impediment when it turned out each account would need to be manually activated by the forum moderator. Luckily enough, the forum moderator was kind enough to let things happen and on June 6th, the Presidents went on parade.
how it went down
Once inside of the Unfortunate forums, a lot of old, white males had fun. It was clear somebody hadn't been keeping track of how it was supposed to go down, leading to the presence of Richard Nixon and his slightly more unbalanced counterpart, Dick Nixon (This is where we get the term, "Double-dicked"). To fight the evils of the Negaverse, William H Taft spun around in a henshin sequence and became the cromulent Sailor Taft.
their real purpose
To summon forth from Mt. Rushmore the Inauguration Action Armada Giant Robot.
Aftermath
After a while we all got bored and went home. Oh, and they figured out that is was us, the MC, who had struck back at them like an empire. But now they know...
- Don't screw with the POTUS.
Who was who?
George Washington - Toxic
John Adams - milo
Martin Van Buren - H Hog
William Henry Harrison - Artemus Wolfwood
James K. Polk - Matrixx
Abraham Lincoln - Smindas
James A. Garfield - SoNick
Howard Taft - CrazyMrLeo
Calvin Coolidge - Kulock
Franklin D. Roosevelt - kyon
Dwight D. Eisenhower - Keith Stack
John F. Kennedy - J
Richard Nixon - Tenniru
Dick Nixon - Zodberg
Ronald Reagan - Mirai Zikasu
David Palmer (AKA "that Allstate guy") - Spazz
