Kayla Tiger

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Kayla Tiger
Pretty sexy, but NOTHING compared to Kayla
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What a SEXY Tiger Girl
Name: Kayla Tiger
A.K.A.: Big, Orange, And Busty
Real name: Kayla "Tits" Tiger
Age: 16
Sex: More Woman Than You Can Handle
Location: Space
Birthdate: 06/08/2001
Blood type: Too Kinky For Blood
Current position: Sexy Tiger Girl
Motto: "You're just jealous, because I'm a sexy tiger girl"
Likes: cockteasing, Shakespeare
Dislikes: Male Alter Ego



The Woman Herself[edit]

Hol's alter-ego who is a Sexy Tiger Girl, Hol seems to be completely schizophrenic because whilst he is a moron who cannot get along with other posters, unless he isn't [Shave|himself]].. Kayla is highly intelligent and desired by all, men want to be with her and women want to be her... although EVERYONE is jealous of Kayla and wants to be her. NO EXCEPTIONS. Sadly whilst Hol is easy like sunday morning, Kayla has very fine tastes and cannot be tamed by any man, not even the manliest studs of all time! This has lead many people to believe that she is a raging dyke although she is not, she merely just hasn't found someone man enough to take her virginity. Yes Kayla is a virgin, don't worry about the drool, Kayla's hotness effects the best of us.

Kayla's Identity[edit]

Unless you live under a rock Hol can physically and mentally turn into Kayla whenever he wills it, this increases his battle power greatly, but will give him the urge to read twilight novels and go shopping and other various girl things. Hol hasn't used this power in a long time, meaning that he has either forgotten how to do this, doesn't need to do so anymore, or has lost the ability to do so. It is possible that she exists as the Blue Power Coin due to Hol's spirit animal which is the Sexy Tiger Girl

If You Should See Her[edit]

Consider yourself very lucky to have seen a woman with a booty dat fine, few like Kayla exist, she is a rare breed of woah-man.