You Can Do Anything parody

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A parody of the lyrics to 'You Can Do Anything' (AKA 'Toot Toot Sonic Warrior') created long ago by the forum member drak.

Parody Version

DAMN, DAMN! The hoagie!
Naw, naw. Don't fall behind ;-)
Hay, HAY! SAY DON'T BE LATE.
Seven sevenGET SMASHED IN HEAVEEEN
Six, five! I pay to lie!
Fo', three, now chew on me.
Two, four, WE'RE BOWLIN' AT FORTAY. lysol


EXCALIBAR don't drop that bar!!!
Where do you been? GIMME TEN
FOUR HORNS. MY tone.
CHECK IT OUT ABE, never more!
Leather legs get me horny.
Whaddya get, say? FAT CAT
broom vroom cosmic zoom!!
LET'S ALL PLAY IN SONIC'S ROOM

TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
You all will give me all the penny with the power to save the laaaame~
TAKE A LITTLE CHANCE, SLIP ON THROUGH
you gotstoBABABAAAA
dude, dude. dude fuck you :[
TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
The power is in you mind to save the penny to conquer TYYYYYYYYYYY (what)

Chu-chu sonic boiler!
The exquisite dime.
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
CRACKER IN YOU MIND.
Nothing gets a-by, the way they stay away, 'cos you could try!
YOU CAN DO ANYTHIING
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
Always taste a chance!
Chu-chu sonic boiler!
NEVER SITTING DAMP.
Nothing gets a-by, the way they stay away, 'cos you could try! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
brrnrnrnnnngnggggg



Original Version

0, 10 -- You can go again
9, 9 -- Don't fall behind
8, 8 -- Say, don't delay
7, 7 -- Destination heaven
6, 5 -- Stayin' alive
4, 3 -- Now it's you and me
2, 1 -- We're gonna have fun
Say! Blast off!
Hey!

Excalibur -- It's not that far
What do ya make? -- Give and take
Goin' home -- Time zone
Check out Egg -- He's never alone
Leather and lace -- Kickin' his booty
What do you get? -- Say, fast jet
Doom room -- Cosmic zoom
Heads up, Jake -- It's Sonic Boom!

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, toot toot Sonic Warrior
Your hour is near at hand
You've got the power to save the land

Take a little chance, slip on through
You gotta survive no matter what you do
You gotta do for you

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, toot toot Sonic Warrior
The power is in your mind
To shake the planets and conquer time

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, deep in space and time
Toot toot Sonic Warrior, forever in your mind
Nothing can survive the will to stay alive
'Cause if you try, you can do anything

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, always takes a chance
Toot toot Sonic Warrior, never says he can't
Nothing can survive the will to stay alive
'Cause if you try, you can do anything


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