Pork Hog

This one time, some guy felt the need to say POR H HOG. As people are free to do.

But things don't always turn out like planned, and a finger slipped and POR K HOG.

And dinner... is served!

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The username PORK HOG was used at the Moogle Cavern for awhile, but he hasn't been seen in ages...

None shall know when the pork hog shall strike again.