Johnny Turbo
Legend made life.
Bigger than you or I, and twice as large as himself, Johnny Turbo is legend made passion. And passion made thunder. He combines the coolness of Sonic with the fatness of Mario. To extoll the glory of NEC's masterpiece, the TurboGrafx CD (the "Turbo Duo"), Johnny Turbo will arrive on the scene and take no prisoners.
A comic found by Sardius and quickly brought to the attention of the Moogle Cavern, Johnny Turbo's overblown enthusiasm for spreading (often inaccurate) factoids regarding his system of choice was an aberration of sensical marketing. Punching FEKA goons left and right and defeating their evil with the power of George W. Bush-esq rationalizations, he warmed the community's hearts... like a train wreck.
Johnny Turbo's sidekick is the ever-passionate bespeckled Tony.
Johnny Turbo, wherever you are, the earth misses you. You taught us what it means to be human.
