Jive

JIVE IS A WONDERFUL THING, MOTHERFUCKERS. LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU..

JIVE IS SLIGHTLY BASED ON OBJECTIVISM (ayn rand), AND EASTERN PHILOSPHY. UNCLE DAN, AND UNCLE JAN COEXIST, BUT IS ONE BETTER THAN THE OTHER? UNCLE JAN IS POSITIVE, AND UNCLE DAN IS NEGATIVE, BUT UNCLE JAN COULDN'T BE POSITIVE IF UNCLE DAN WERE NOT NEGATIVE. LETS THINK ABOUT THIS..

NEGATIVE=Assholes, jerks, people I don't like. POSITIVE=Non assholes, non jerks, people I do like.

In place of people put things, in place of assholes put life, and in place of jerks put everything inbetween.

Byron Katie also influenced jive, and so did yogi berra. This is all spelled wrong, and screwed up, because it's supposed to be, and if you don't understand why it's supposed to be then you don't grasp the essense of this article. Do i believe what i'm stating? Sometimes, but most of the time no. Positve Jive is greater than Jan, greater than Dan. It is truth.