Geisha Jeanette

Well, in generally random threads, She would take whatever the topic was and poorly rationalize a segue into an improvised roleplay session wherein she would seduce her girl of the week in somewhat unbalanced detail. Usually her partner of choice was a suspiciously lesbian Tikal, or Princess Peach. Not uncommonly, both. In these roleplay sessions, excessive detail was given to character's revealing fashions, but at the same time, the characters spoke like they were the stars in a manga dojinshi translated by somebody with only a vague understanding of Japanese or English. Furthermore, as Zhan once explained in one of those comics he makes, Geisha Jeanette only had a vague understanding of what a Geisha was. Eventually, Kulock got tired of cleaning up the stains her nights of passion left, and so she was banned. Erotically.

Also, We're all pretty sure she was really a dude (most likely fat). Which, let's be honest, makes a whole lot of sense. S/he had a crush on Drak, and who can blame he/r?