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{{ member
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| name        =  Evan
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| image      = [[Image:Evan.png|thumb|250px|right|Evan]] [[Image:Omochapani.gif]]
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| caption    = R.I.P. Ex-Green Ranger
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| aka        = Yvette
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| rlname      = Evan Christopher George
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| age        = 17
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| sex        = Male
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| location    = Idaho?
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| bdate      = 12/16/1809
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| blood      = B
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| pos        = Mayor Of ECGville
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| motto      = "Strictly Platonic Joy Boys For LIFE!"
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| like        = Pokemon, MS Paint Comics
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| dis        = Being Ripped Off, [[Hol Tiger]], CWC
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}}
  
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[[Evan]] is a loser. Nobody likes him.
  
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Left SER in order to play Kick The Autistic, during which he <s> was drilled to death by a deeply traumatized Lisa Simpson-esque mutant </s> made a crappy comic about a Drilling Hedgehog Pokemon named Simonchu and is rumored to be in outer space looking for the [[Power Rangers]]  He is the mayor of his own city which is called Evan Christopher Georgeville or [[ECGville]] for short, it was named by his grandfather who founded the town and named it after Evan.
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=Space Rangers=
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Evan used to be a space ranger working for Hawl, he stopped due to being drilled to death, Evan was recently seen alive and the Blue Space Ranger was left very confused. [[Vexiss]] wears a different outfit as Evan's was destroyed.
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[[Image:Greenspaceranger.jpg]]
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Evan's ranger suit before it got ruined by drills
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=MS Paint Hilarity=
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Evan drew many MS Paint comics when he was still a member of SER which most oftenly poked fun at [[Hol Tiger]] and his idiotic tendacies such as liking Fat Furry Porn and making unfunny webcomics, most notable was his work on "Hol Tiger:Exiled Moogle" and "Paddle-Up-His-Ass-Lad", although he became e-famous for making Simonchu. A comic about a character he made that was ripped off, painted orange, and turned female by someone who won't be named on this wiki, but his initials stand for Copy Whine Copy. This is heavily ironic as it caused Evan much stress, much like a certain [[Sexy Tiger Girl|someone]] who ALSO had the tendancy to paint himself orange and turn female.
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(If anyone has the Paddle Up His Ass comics or Hol Tiger Exiled Moogle Comics please post them here)
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=Evan Today=
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Today Evan spends his time as the Red Ranger on a new team of Power Rangers, however since his residental area is a [[CWCville|completely abandoned dystopia]] he mainly spends his time berating the [[SER|Newgle Cavern]] from afar via twitter, getting fatter than [[H Hog]], pooping, eating his recycled fecal materials, going fishing, cutting the moniters, listening to the jazz, doing your mom, and playing Team Fortress 2.
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[[Category:Natural Leaders]]

Revision as of 00:31, 9 February 2011

Evan
Evan
Omochapani.gif
R.I.P. Ex-Green Ranger
Name: Evan
A.K.A.: Yvette
Real name: Evan Christopher George
Age: 17
Sex: Male
Location: Idaho?
Birthdate: 12/16/1809
Blood type: B
Current position: Mayor Of ECGville
Motto: "Strictly Platonic Joy Boys For LIFE!"
Likes: Pokemon, MS Paint Comics
Dislikes: Being Ripped Off, Hol Tiger, CWC



Evan is a loser. Nobody likes him.


Left SER in order to play Kick The Autistic, during which he was drilled to death by a deeply traumatized Lisa Simpson-esque mutant made a crappy comic about a Drilling Hedgehog Pokemon named Simonchu and is rumored to be in outer space looking for the Power Rangers He is the mayor of his own city which is called Evan Christopher Georgeville or ECGville for short, it was named by his grandfather who founded the town and named it after Evan.

Space Rangers

Evan used to be a space ranger working for Hawl, he stopped due to being drilled to death, Evan was recently seen alive and the Blue Space Ranger was left very confused. Vexiss wears a different outfit as Evan's was destroyed.

Greenspaceranger.jpg Evan's ranger suit before it got ruined by drills

MS Paint Hilarity

Evan drew many MS Paint comics when he was still a member of SER which most oftenly poked fun at Hol Tiger and his idiotic tendacies such as liking Fat Furry Porn and making unfunny webcomics, most notable was his work on "Hol Tiger:Exiled Moogle" and "Paddle-Up-His-Ass-Lad", although he became e-famous for making Simonchu. A comic about a character he made that was ripped off, painted orange, and turned female by someone who won't be named on this wiki, but his initials stand for Copy Whine Copy. This is heavily ironic as it caused Evan much stress, much like a certain someone who ALSO had the tendancy to paint himself orange and turn female.

(If anyone has the Paddle Up His Ass comics or Hol Tiger Exiled Moogle Comics please post them here)

Evan Today

Today Evan spends his time as the Red Ranger on a new team of Power Rangers, however since his residental area is a completely abandoned dystopia he mainly spends his time berating the Newgle Cavern from afar via twitter, getting fatter than H Hog, pooping, eating his recycled fecal materials, going fishing, cutting the moniters, listening to the jazz, doing your mom, and playing Team Fortress 2.