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| | ==What is a Furfag?== | | ==What is a Furfag?== |
| − | Furries are the scum of the Earth, and the surest candidates for dying alone. The furry fandom <br>
| + | [[Myst]] is the scum of the Earth, and the surest candidate for dying alone. The furry fandom <br> |
| − | will accept ANYONE (mostly pedophiles), and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the<br> | + | will accept [[Myst|ANYONE]] (mostly pedophiles), and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the<br> |
| − | world. Furries are so ugly that they make Brian Peppers look attractive, so stupid that they make aspies<br> | + | world. Furries are so ugly that they make [[Myst]] look attractive, so stupid that they make [[Myst|aspies]]<br> |
| − | vigorously deny being them because they're the only thing stupider than them, and pathetic beyond compare.<br> | + | vigorously deny being them because they're the only thing stupider than them, and [[Myst|pathetic beyond compare]].<br> |
| − | FAIL doesn't even begin to encompass how bad furries have done in life. | + | FAIL doesn't even begin to encompass how bad [[Myst]] have done in life. |
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| − | ==Evan's Furry Adventure==
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| − | Evang1109: There are furfags in the hotel I am at. i am scared<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Hahahah WHAT<br>
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| − | Evang1109: see we chose this hotel because it took dogs<br>
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| − | Evang1109: and we wanted to bring ours<br>
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| − | Evang1109: and then in the lobby I see people with tails and go OH NO<br>
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| − | Evang1109: and then on the way to the elevator a full out GOTH FOX suit<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I guess they're here simply because they take animals. I'm grossed out<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ......<br>
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| − | fancy drak: WOW<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ..<br>
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| − | fancy drak: PHOTOS<br>
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| − | fancy drak: PLEASE<br>
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| − | fancy drak: EVAN<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ..<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I have my camera<br>
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| − | Evang1109: If I see more in the lobby when we leave<br>
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| − | Evang1109: then I OH GOD there's one in the room window across from us<br>
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| − | Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaa<br>
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| − | Evang1109: my parents think it's 'a class trip'<br>
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| − | fancy drak: CLASS TRIP<br>
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| − | fancy drak: HAHAHA<br>
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| − | Evang1109: he's looking at me across through the window<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I should....explain to my parents but I doubt they'd understand<br>
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| − | fancy drak: wave at him<br>
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| − | fancy drak: hold your dog up<br>
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| − | Evang1109: Bad idea<br>
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| − | fancy drak: hold your dog up<br>
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| − | Evang1109: NO<br>
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| − | Evang1109: ;_;<br>
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| − | fancy drak: HOLD A PLUSH UP<br>
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| − | Evang1109: m<br>
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| − | fancy drak: m<br>
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| − | Evang1109: err<br>
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| − | Evang1109: they were staring<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ahahah<br>
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| − | fancy drak: get a picture.<br>
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| − | Evang1109: like really staring<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ... hahahaha<br>
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| − | fancy drak: like checkin u out<br>
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| − | fancy drak: why are you in a hotel anyway where'd you go<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I am typing on my sister's shitty phone<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Ohhh.<br>
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| − | Evang1109: pittsburgh for two days<br>
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| − | Evang1109: to see a baseball game<br>
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| − | Evang1109: actually really just one day<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I'll be home tommorrow<br>
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| − | fancy drak: oooh I see<br>
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| − | fancy drak: do the luigi arm pump in the window<br>
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| − | fancy drak: .. god the whole staring thing is making me imagine a furry weegee just glaring at you from a window across from yours<br>
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| − | Evang1109: ahahaha<br>
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| − | Evang1109: the blinds are closed now my parents got creeped out<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I was more concerned to make no eye contact<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ahahahaha<br>
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| − | fancy drak: .... ahaha I can't believe you encountered furries in the outside world evan<br>
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| − | Evang1109: GOTH<br>
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| − | Evang1109: FOX<br>
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| − | Evang1109: COSTUME<br>
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| − | fancy drak: YESSS<br>
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| − | Evang1109: a furry on youtube wants to screw my dog<br>
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| − | Evang1109: That has made me uneasy<br>
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| − | fancy drak: maybe... maybe he is in that very hotel<br>
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| − | Evang1109: ...aaaaaaa<br>
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| − | Evang1109: see it is kind of funny<br>
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| − | Evang1109: like I saw a guy with some weirdo nametag with a greenhaired thing on it<br>
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| − | fancy drak: hahaha<br>
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| − | fancy drak: wait<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ... wait<br>
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| − | Evang1109: and I was all like "otaku convention!?"<br>
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| − | fancy drak: let me check something<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ..<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ....<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Evan.<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Are you in Pittsburgh?<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Or nearby?<br>
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| − | Evang1109: but then my dad said he saw people with tails<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Are you in pittsburgh<br>
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| − | Evang1109: yes<br>
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| − | Evang1109: YES<br>
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| − | fancy drak: WELCOME TO ANTHROCON, EVAN<br>
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| − | fancy drak: FURRY CENTRAL<br>
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| − | fancy drak: USA<br>
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| − | Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ALSO SOFOX IS IN THAT HOTEL<br>
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| − | fancy drak: MOST LIKELY<br>
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| − | Evang1109: insert phoenix wright-esque shock animation here as I scream<br>
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| − | Evang1109: ...oh god I read that<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I didn't connect<br>
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| − | Evang1109: oh GOD<br>
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| − | Evang1109: fuck you yankees<br>
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| − | Evang1109: poor scheduling faggots<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I really should tell my parents, but w-what do I even say<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ahahahaha<br>
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| − | Evang1109: oh god I need a picture of sofox<br>
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| − | Evang1109: I BET HE'S THE STARER<br>
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| − | fancy drak: "ok so mom dad don't freak out but we are sharing a hotel with people who think they are<br>
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| − | animals andlike to have sex with animals and plush dolls"<br>
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| − | fancy drak: evan I am posting this at SER<br>
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| − | fancy drak: i have to post your plight<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ...<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Purplekecleon<br>
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| − | fancy drak: is there somewhere too<br>
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| − | fancy drak: ...<br>
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| − | fancy drak: What hotel are you at<br>
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| − | Evang1109: DO SO<br>
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| − | Evang1109: saves me the trouble of writing a journal when I get home<br>
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| − | Evang1109: uhh an OMNI HOTEL<br>
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| − | Evang1109: William Penn Hotel is on the front but it's supposed to be an omni<br>
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| − | fancy drak: God you are in<br>
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| − | fancy drak: The main<br>
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| − | fancy drak: hotel<br>
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| − | fancy drak: Evan<br>
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| − | fancy drak: You are in the Main Furry Hotel<br>
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| − | Evang1109: gee I wish I had known I'd be appearing at anthrocon<br>
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| − | [[Evan]] is currently in therapy. | |
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| | ==See Also== | | ==See Also== |
| − | | + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] |
| − | [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | + | *[[Myst]] |
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| | [[Category:F]] | | [[Category:F]] |
