Furfag

What is a Furfag?

Furries are the scum of the Earth, and the surest candidates for dying alone. The furry fandom
will accept ANYONE (mostly pedophiles), and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the
world. Furries are so ugly that they make Brian Peppers look attractive, so stupid that they make aspies
vigorously deny being them because they're the only thing stupider than them, and pathetic beyond compare.
FAIL doesn't even begin to encompass how bad furries have done in life.

Evan's Furry Adventure

Evang1109: There are furfags in the hotel I am at. i am scared
fancy drak: Hahahah WHAT
Evang1109: see we chose this hotel because it took dogs
Evang1109: and we wanted to bring ours
Evang1109: and then in the lobby I see people with tails and go OH NO
Evang1109: and then on the way to the elevator a full out GOTH FOX suit
Evang1109: I guess they're here simply because they take animals. I'm grossed out
fancy drak: ......
fancy drak: WOW
fancy drak: ..
fancy drak: PHOTOS
fancy drak: PLEASE
fancy drak: EVAN
fancy drak: ..
Evang1109: I have my camera
Evang1109: If I see more in the lobby when we leave
Evang1109: then I OH GOD there's one in the room window across from us
Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaa
Evang1109: my parents think it's 'a class trip'
fancy drak: CLASS TRIP
fancy drak: HAHAHA
Evang1109: he's looking at me across through the window
Evang1109: I should....explain to my parents but I doubt they'd understand
fancy drak: wave at him
fancy drak: hold your dog up
Evang1109: Bad idea
fancy drak: hold your dog up
Evang1109: NO
Evang1109: ;_;
fancy drak: HOLD A PLUSH UP
Evang1109: m
fancy drak: m
Evang1109: err
Evang1109: they were staring
fancy drak: ahahah
fancy drak: get a picture.
Evang1109: like really staring
fancy drak: ... hahahaha
fancy drak: like checkin u out
fancy drak: why are you in a hotel anyway where'd you go
Evang1109: I am typing on my sister's shitty phone
fancy drak: Ohhh.
Evang1109: pittsburgh for two days
Evang1109: to see a baseball game
Evang1109: actually really just one day
Evang1109: I'll be home tommorrow
fancy drak: oooh I see
fancy drak: do the luigi arm pump in the window
fancy drak: .. god the whole staring thing is making me imagine a furry weegee just glaring at you from a window across from yours
Evang1109: ahahaha
Evang1109: the blinds are closed now my parents got creeped out
Evang1109: I was more concerned to make no eye contact
fancy drak: ahahahaha
fancy drak: .... ahaha I can't believe you encountered furries in the outside world evan
Evang1109: GOTH
Evang1109: FOX
Evang1109: COSTUME
fancy drak: YESSS
Evang1109: a furry on youtube wants to screw my dog
Evang1109: That has made me uneasy
fancy drak: maybe... maybe he is in that very hotel
Evang1109: ...aaaaaaa
Evang1109: see it is kind of funny
Evang1109: like I saw a guy with some weirdo nametag with a greenhaired thing on it
fancy drak: hahaha
fancy drak: wait
fancy drak: ... wait
Evang1109: and I was all like "otaku convention!?"
fancy drak: let me check something
fancy drak: ..
fancy drak: ....
fancy drak: Evan.
fancy drak: Are you in Pittsburgh?
fancy drak: Or nearby?
Evang1109: but then my dad said he saw people with tails
fancy drak: Are you in pittsburgh
Evang1109: yes
Evang1109: YES
fancy drak: WELCOME TO ANTHROCON, EVAN
fancy drak: FURRY CENTRAL
fancy drak: USA
Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fancy drak: ALSO SOFOX IS IN THAT HOTEL
fancy drak: MOST LIKELY
Evang1109: insert phoenix wright-esque shock animation here as I scream
Evang1109: ...oh god I read that
Evang1109: I didn't connect
Evang1109: oh GOD
Evang1109: fuck you yankees
Evang1109: poor scheduling faggots
Evang1109: I really should tell my parents, but w-what do I even say
fancy drak: ahahahaha
Evang1109: oh god I need a picture of sofox
Evang1109: I BET HE'S THE STARER
fancy drak: "ok so mom dad don't freak out but we are sharing a hotel with people who think they are
animals andlike to have sex with animals and plush dolls"
fancy drak: evan I am posting this at SER
fancy drak: i have to post your plight
fancy drak: ...
fancy drak: Purplekecleon
fancy drak: is there somewhere too
fancy drak: ...
fancy drak: What hotel are you at
Evang1109: DO SO
Evang1109: saves me the trouble of writing a journal when I get home
Evang1109: uhh an OMNI HOTEL
Evang1109: William Penn Hotel is on the front but it's supposed to be an omni
fancy drak: God you are in
fancy drak: The main
fancy drak: hotel
fancy drak: Evan
fancy drak: You are in the Main Furry Hotel
Evang1109: gee I wish I had known I'd be appearing at anthrocon

Evan is currently in therapy.