Furfag

Evan's Furry Adventure

Evang1109: There are furfags in the hotel I am at. i am scared
fancy drak: Hahahah WHAT
Evang1109: see we chose this hotel because it took dogs
Evang1109: and we wanted to bring ours
Evang1109: and then in the lobby I see people with tails and go OH NO
Evang1109: and then on the way to the elevator a full out GOTH FOX suit
Evang1109: I guess they're here simply because they take animals. I'm grossed out
fancy drak: ......
fancy drak: WOW
fancy drak: ..
fancy drak: PHOTOS
fancy drak: PLEASE
fancy drak: EVAN
fancy drak: ..
Evang1109: I have my camera
Evang1109: If I see more in the lobby when we leave
Evang1109: then I OH GOD there's one in the room window across from us
Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaa
Evang1109: my parents think it's 'a class trip'
fancy drak: CLASS TRIP
fancy drak: HAHAHA
Evang1109: he's looking at me across through the window
Evang1109: I should....explain to my parents but I doubt they'd understand
fancy drak: wave at him
fancy drak: hold your dog up
Evang1109: Bad idea
fancy drak: hold your dog up
Evang1109: NO
Evang1109: ;_;
fancy drak: HOLD A PLUSH UP
Evang1109: m
fancy drak: m
Evang1109: err
Evang1109: they were staring
fancy drak: ahahah
fancy drak: get a picture.
Evang1109: like really staring
fancy drak: ... hahahaha
fancy drak: like checkin u out
fancy drak: why are you in a hotel anyway where'd you go
Evang1109: I am typing on my sister's shitty phone
fancy drak: Ohhh.
Evang1109: pittsburgh for two days
Evang1109: to see a baseball game
Evang1109: actually really just one day
Evang1109: I'll be home tommorrow
fancy drak: oooh I see
fancy drak: do the luigi arm pump in the window
fancy drak: .. god the whole staring thing is making me imagine a furry weegee just glaring at you from a window across from yours
Evang1109: ahahaha
Evang1109: the blinds are closed now my parents got creeped out
Evang1109: I was more concerned to make no eye contact
fancy drak: ahahahaha
fancy drak: .... ahaha I can't believe you encountered furries in the outside world evan
Evang1109: GOTH
Evang1109: FOX
Evang1109: COSTUME
fancy drak: YESSS
Evang1109: a furry on youtube wants to screw my dog
Evang1109: That has made me uneasy
fancy drak: maybe... maybe he is in that very hotel
Evang1109: ...aaaaaaa
Evang1109: see it is kind of funny
Evang1109: like I saw a guy with some weirdo nametag with a greenhaired thing on it
fancy drak: hahaha
fancy drak: wait
fancy drak: ... wait
Evang1109: and I was all like "otaku convention!?"
fancy drak: let me check something
fancy drak: ..
fancy drak: ....
fancy drak: Evan.
fancy drak: Are you in Pittsburgh?
fancy drak: Or nearby?
Evang1109: but then my dad said he saw people with tails
fancy drak: Are you in pittsburgh
Evang1109: yes
Evang1109: YES
fancy drak: WELCOME TO ANTHROCON, EVAN
fancy drak: FURRY CENTRAL
fancy drak: USA
Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fancy drak: ALSO SOFOX IS IN THAT HOTEL
fancy drak: MOST LIKELY
Evang1109: insert phoenix wright-esque shock animation here as I scream
Evang1109: ...oh god I read that
Evang1109: I didn't connect
Evang1109: oh GOD
Evang1109: fuck you yankees
Evang1109: poor scheduling faggots
Evang1109: I really should tell my parents, but w-what do I even say
fancy drak: ahahahaha
Evang1109: oh god I need a picture of sofox
Evang1109: I BET HE'S THE STARER
fancy drak: "ok so mom dad don't freak out but we are sharing a hotel with people who think they are
animals andlike to have sex with animals and plush dolls"
fancy drak: evan I am posting this at SER
fancy drak: i have to post your plight
fancy drak: ...
fancy drak: Purplekecleon
fancy drak: is there somewhere too
fancy drak: ...
fancy drak: What hotel are you at
Evang1109: DO SO
Evang1109: saves me the trouble of writing a journal when I get home
Evang1109: uhh an OMNI HOTEL
Evang1109: William Penn Hotel is on the front but it's supposed to be an omni
fancy drak: God you are in
fancy drak: The main
fancy drak: hotel
fancy drak: Evan
fancy drak: You are in the Main Furry Hotel
Evang1109: gee I wish I had known I'd be appearing at anthrocon

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