Geisha Jeanette

Geisha Jeanette was a former member of The Moogle Cavern, best known for entering seemingly random threads and beginning her unique brand of roleplay. Always improvised, she would seduce her girl(s) of the week in somewhat unbalanced detail. Usually a suddenly-lesbian Tikal, Princess Peach, or other related video game females - or all of them at once - were her partners of choice in these roleplay sessions. Excessive detail was given to a character's revealing fashions, while at the same time the characters spoke like they were the stars in a manga dojinshi translated by someone with only a vague understand of Japanese or English. Furthermore, as Zhan explained in a comic which he supposedly makes, Geisha Jeanette only had a vague understanding of what a Geisha was. Eventually, Kulock got tired of cleaning up the stains her nights of passion left, and she was banned. Erotically.

Also, it was discovered by Paulo J. Macintosh that she was really a dude (most likely fat). Regardless, she had a crush on Drak, but who can blame him/her/it?

She should totally come back.