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Evang1109: There are furfags in the hotel I am at. i am scared<br>
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fancy drak: Hahahah WHAT<br>
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==What is a Furfag?==
Evang1109: see we chose this hotel because it took dogs<br>
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Furries are the scum of the Earth, and the surest candidate for dying alone. The furry fandom <br>
Evang1109: and we wanted to bring ours<br>
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will accept ANYONE (mostly pedophiles), and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the<br>
Evang1109: and then in the lobby I see people with tails and go OH NO<br>
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world. Furries are so ugly that they make [[SoNick]] look attractive, so stupid that they make aspie<br>
Evang1109: and then on the way to the elevator a full out GOTH FOX suit<br>
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vigorously deny being them because they're the only thing stupider than them, and pathetic beyond compare.<br>
Evang1109: I guess they're here simply because they take animals. I'm grossed out<br>
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FAIL doesn't even begin to encompass how bad they have done in life.
fancy drak: ......<br>
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fancy drak: WOW<br>
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==See Also==
fancy drak: ..<br>
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
fancy drak: PHOTOS<br>
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fancy drak: PLEASE<br>
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[[Category:F]]
fancy drak: EVAN<br>
 
fancy drak: ..<br>
 
Evang1109: I have my camera<br>
 
Evang1109: If I see more in the lobby when we leave<br>
 
Evang1109: then I OH GOD there's one in the room window across from us<br>
 
Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaa<br>
 
Evang1109: my parents think it's 'a class trip'<br>
 
fancy drak: CLASS TRIP<br>
 
fancy drak: HAHAHA<br>
 
Evang1109: he's looking at me across through the window<br>
 
Evang1109: I should....explain to my parents but I doubt they'd understand<br>
 
fancy drak: wave at him<br>
 
fancy drak: hold your dog up<br>
 
Evang1109: Bad idea<br>
 
fancy drak: hold your dog up<br>
 
Evang1109: NO<br>
 
Evang1109: ;_;<br>
 
fancy drak: HOLD A PLUSH UP<br>
 
Evang1109: m<br>
 
fancy drak: m<br>
 
Evang1109: err<br>
 
Evang1109: they were staring<br>
 
fancy drak: ahahah<br>
 
fancy drak: get a picture.<br>
 
Evang1109: like really staring<br>
 
fancy drak: ... hahahaha<br>
 
fancy drak: like checkin u out<br>
 
fancy drak: why are you in a hotel anyway where'd you go<br>
 
Evang1109: I am typing on my sister's shitty phone<br>
 
fancy drak: Ohhh.<br>
 
Evang1109: pittsburgh for two days<br>
 
Evang1109: to see a baseball game<br>
 
Evang1109: actually really just one day<br>
 
Evang1109: I'll be home tommorrow<br>
 
fancy drak: oooh I see<br>
 
fancy drak: do the luigi arm pump in the window<br>
 
fancy drak: .. god the whole staring thing is making me imagine a furry weegee just glaring at you from a window across from yours<br>
 
Evang1109: ahahaha<br>
 
Evang1109: the blinds are closed now my parents got creeped out<br>
 
Evang1109: I was more concerned to make no eye contact<br>
 
fancy drak: ahahahaha<br>
 
fancy drak: .... ahaha I can't believe you encountered furries in the outside world evan<br>
 
Evang1109: GOTH<br>
 
Evang1109: FOX<br>
 
Evang1109: COSTUME<br>
 
fancy drak: YESSS<br>
 
Evang1109: a furry on youtube wants to screw my dog<br>
 
Evang1109: That has made me uneasy<br>
 
fancy drak: maybe... maybe he is in that very hotel<br>
 
Evang1109: ...aaaaaaa<br>
 
Evang1109: see it is kind of funny<br>
 
Evang1109: like I saw a guy with some weirdo nametag with a greenhaired thing on it<br>
 
fancy drak: hahaha<br>
 
fancy drak: wait<br>
 
fancy drak: ... wait<br>
 
Evang1109: and I was all like "otaku convention!?"<br>
 
fancy drak: let me check something<br>
 
fancy drak: ..<br>
 
fancy drak: ....<br>
 
fancy drak: Evan.<br>
 
fancy drak: Are you in Pittsburgh?<br>
 
fancy drak: Or nearby?<br>
 
Evang1109: but then my dad said he saw people with tails<br>
 
fancy drak: Are you in pittsburgh<br>
 
Evang1109: yes<br>
 
Evang1109: YES<br>
 
fancy drak: WELCOME TO ANTHROCON, EVAN<br>
 
fancy drak: FURRY CENTRAL<br>
 
fancy drak: USA<br>
 
Evang1109: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br>
 
fancy drak: ALSO SOFOX IS IN THAT HOTEL<br>
 
fancy drak: MOST LIKELY<br>
 
Evang1109: insert phoenix wright-esque shock animation here as I scream<br>
 
Evang1109: ...oh god I read that<br>
 
Evang1109: I didn't connect<br>
 
Evang1109: oh GOD<br>
 
Evang1109: fuck you yankees<br>
 
Evang1109: poor scheduling faggots<br>
 
Evang1109: I really should tell my parents, but w-what do I even say<br>
 
fancy drak: ahahahaha<br>
 
Evang1109: oh god I need a picture of sofox<br>
 
Evang1109: I BET HE'S THE STARER<br>
 
fancy drak: "ok so mom dad don't freak out but we are sharing a hotel with people who think they are<br>
 
animals andlike to have sex with animals and plush dolls"<br>
 
fancy drak: evan I am posting this at SER<br>
 
fancy drak: i have to post your plight<br>
 
fancy drak: ...<br>
 
fancy drak: Purplekecleon<br>
 
fancy drak: is there somewhere too<br>
 
fancy drak: ...<br>
 
fancy drak: What hotel are you at<br>
 
Evang1109: DO SO<br>
 
Evang1109: saves me the trouble of writing a journal when I get home<br>
 
Evang1109: uhh an OMNI HOTEL<br>
 
Evang1109: William Penn Hotel is on the front but it's supposed to be an omni<br>
 
fancy drak: God you are in<br>
 
fancy drak: The main<br>
 
fancy drak: hotel<br>
 
fancy drak: Evan<br>
 
fancy drak: You are in the Main Furry Hotel<br>
 
Evang1109: gee I wish I had known I'd be appearing at anthrocon<br>
 
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Latest revision as of 14:07, 14 July 2009

Furfag.JPG

What is a Furfag?[edit]

Furries are the scum of the Earth, and the surest candidate for dying alone. The furry fandom
will accept ANYONE (mostly pedophiles), and hence attracts the worst and most pathetic people in the
world. Furries are so ugly that they make SoNick look attractive, so stupid that they make aspie
vigorously deny being them because they're the only thing stupider than them, and pathetic beyond compare.
FAIL doesn't even begin to encompass how bad they have done in life.

See Also[edit]