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'''Age:''' 18<br>
 
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Keith originally found out about the Moogle Cavern through SFGHQ many, many years ago (late 90s/early 00s I think). He has gone through a number of screen names, such as 2001keith2001, Invader Keith, Keith 2002, and probably a number of others, before ultimately deciding to be lazy and just use his real name for everything. Laziness remains a persistent theme in the life of Keith Stack. There was an era when he was a hefty dude, now he is stiny as he is slimy.
  
The taint of disgrace will follow Keith to his grave.
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Keith is known for being a fan of both comic book creator Jhonen Vasquez and late night talk show host Conan O'Brien.
  
In America, as a despicable traitor with no sense of honor...
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Keith has a comic or something named Cowboy K which I think is about Zeh and Blee. Also lesbians? I don't know. But Keith's dad, Blastoise, is a dedicated fan of "As told by Ginger" and who can blame him for that? I mean it's better than being a furry.
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And in Russia, as a monster who unleashed a nuclear catastrophe...
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A long time ago Keith used to make some terrible and embarrassing MS-Paint comics. Eventually he moved on to create some equally terrible and embarrassing [http://zeh.nothingforfree.com/ Flash cartoons].
  
He will go down in official history as a war criminal.
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Keith has a well known tatoo of sonic on his arm and a less-well-known tatoo of a furry sex scene across most of his back.
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Keith is romantically linked with '''[[milo]]'''.
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And no one will ever understand him...
 
  
But I think he wanted you, of all people, to know the truth.
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[http://itisaneggpudding.com/furniturefucking.html More information about Keith Stack.]
 
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He wanted to live on...
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...in your memory.
 
 
 
Not as a soldier, but as a woman.
 
 
 
But...
 
 
 
...he was forbidden to tell you himself.
 
 
 
And that's why he told me...
 
 
 
History will never know what he did.
 
 
 
No one will ever learn the truth.
 
 
 
His story... his debriefing...
 
 
 
...will endure only in your heart.
 
 
 
Everything he did, he did for his country.
 
 
 
He sacrificed his life and his honor for his native land.
 
 
 
He was a real hero.
 
 
 
He was a true patriot.
 

Latest revision as of 00:00, 5 December 2008

Name: Keith Stack
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Masturbates in the shower: Yes

Keith originally found out about the Moogle Cavern through SFGHQ many, many years ago (late 90s/early 00s I think). He has gone through a number of screen names, such as 2001keith2001, Invader Keith, Keith 2002, and probably a number of others, before ultimately deciding to be lazy and just use his real name for everything. Laziness remains a persistent theme in the life of Keith Stack. There was an era when he was a hefty dude, now he is stiny as he is slimy.

Keith is known for being a fan of both comic book creator Jhonen Vasquez and late night talk show host Conan O'Brien.







Keith has a comic or something named Cowboy K which I think is about Zeh and Blee. Also lesbians? I don't know. But Keith's dad, Blastoise, is a dedicated fan of "As told by Ginger" and who can blame him for that? I mean it's better than being a furry.










A long time ago Keith used to make some terrible and embarrassing MS-Paint comics. Eventually he moved on to create some equally terrible and embarrassing Flash cartoons.








Keith has a well known tatoo of sonic on his arm and a less-well-known tatoo of a furry sex scene across most of his back.









Keith is romantically linked with milo.











More information about Keith Stack.