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[[Image:Sonic_Hedgehog.jpg|thumb|350px|right|The hero of everywhere.]]
 
 
[[Image:Whatisthis.JPG|thumb|350px|right|A screenshot from the latest Sonic title.]]
 
  
  
 
==About Sonic the Hedgehog==
 
==About Sonic the Hedgehog==
  
Sonic The Hedgehog was a popular video game series in the 90's about [[furry]] [[hippies]] who fight against a symbol of the [[military industrial complex]] otherwise known as Dr. Eggman NO NOT DR. EGGMAN IT'S ROBOTNIK AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY IS A LIAR. In 2000, Sonic The Hedgehog went from being the mascot for Sega to a character who is about as high-profile as Toejam, Earl, and Bonk combined.
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Alright everyone hello i'm here today to tell you about Sonic the fuckin Hedgehog.
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Sonic the Hedgehog was formed by Sega in 1991 and the really shit game, Sonic 1 was released on the Sega Genesis in the same year. Sonic 1 really sucks. It appeals to only classic Sonic purists like David T Wanker from Sonic Retro. Nobody likes Sonic 1. Each zone has 3 acts and the Spin Dash wasn't even invented yet. Sonic 2 was a better game, although sadly it is still classic Sonic, who is highly elitist.
  
He has a comic book series published by Archie Comics. It's not that bad. [[NeroMan]] started reading it despite having never owned a Sonic Game - but he just picks up 500 other comics a month so why not?
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I don't know why David T Wanker says Sonic CD is before Sonic 2, they are two completely different games. STOP MESSING WITH THE SONIC TIME LINE. Sonic 2 came out first deal with it. There is this highly elitist Sonic fan website called Sonic Retro and they are elitist fucks. They have a conspiracy called the Big Sonic Conspiracy where they secretly know people at Sega and get all the news first before everybody else does. Why are Sonic fan sites so retarded and competitive with each other these days they are really dumb.
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Like one time I was on a Sonic discord page and this idiot banned me just because I left it and his security point is highly elitist.
  
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Sonic 3 was the next Sonic game which came out in 1994 and featured Michael Jackson as a composer. Everybody knows this and he was involved that's why the shitty port Sonic Origins Plus had to change Sonic 3 music for levels like Ice Cap Zone and Launch Base Zone. Sega should stop using Jun Senoue for 2D Sonic music because his synths are bad.
  
The English Egmont Fleetway Sonic the Comic is awesome. Even though some corporate bigwigs killed it off because they didn't understand that having continuing storylines meant a continuing audience and going full reprint will not allow you to keep your audience while saving money.
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There were a bunch of other Sonic games that came out over the years some were good but there are too many to list. Go look them up yourself.
  
It has been confirmed that [[Sonic Eats Rings]].
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All Sonic the Hedgehog fan websites are retarded. Tails Channel looks like an office block who have a Kim Jong Un impersonator as a website host and Sonic Stadium? More like Sonic Lame-dium. Their website design looks like Grandma made it. Sonic Fan Games HQ fucking sucks. Sonic Retro are highly elitist. I think all the Sonic fan websites suck ever since Sonic Cult shut down.
  
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There were some efforts to re-invent the franchise over the years such as the really shit Sonic 4 that came out in 2010 and it was really bad. Everybody hates it except for David T Wanker who thinks that it's his favourite game of the series. It got cancelled after Episode 2.
  
[[Image:Untitled.JPG|thumb|350px|left|A typical Sonic fan.]]
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I have 12 Nintendo Dev kit Wiis for Gerbilsoft.
  
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Latest revision as of 22:15, 28 October 2024

The hero of everywhere.


About Sonic the Hedgehog[edit]

Alright everyone hello i'm here today to tell you about Sonic the fuckin Hedgehog. Sonic the Hedgehog was formed by Sega in 1991 and the really shit game, Sonic 1 was released on the Sega Genesis in the same year. Sonic 1 really sucks. It appeals to only classic Sonic purists like David T Wanker from Sonic Retro. Nobody likes Sonic 1. Each zone has 3 acts and the Spin Dash wasn't even invented yet. Sonic 2 was a better game, although sadly it is still classic Sonic, who is highly elitist.

I don't know why David T Wanker says Sonic CD is before Sonic 2, they are two completely different games. STOP MESSING WITH THE SONIC TIME LINE. Sonic 2 came out first deal with it. There is this highly elitist Sonic fan website called Sonic Retro and they are elitist fucks. They have a conspiracy called the Big Sonic Conspiracy where they secretly know people at Sega and get all the news first before everybody else does. Why are Sonic fan sites so retarded and competitive with each other these days they are really dumb. Like one time I was on a Sonic discord page and this idiot banned me just because I left it and his security point is highly elitist.

Sonic 3 was the next Sonic game which came out in 1994 and featured Michael Jackson as a composer. Everybody knows this and he was involved that's why the shitty port Sonic Origins Plus had to change Sonic 3 music for levels like Ice Cap Zone and Launch Base Zone. Sega should stop using Jun Senoue for 2D Sonic music because his synths are bad.

There were a bunch of other Sonic games that came out over the years some were good but there are too many to list. Go look them up yourself.

All Sonic the Hedgehog fan websites are retarded. Tails Channel looks like an office block who have a Kim Jong Un impersonator as a website host and Sonic Stadium? More like Sonic Lame-dium. Their website design looks like Grandma made it. Sonic Fan Games HQ fucking sucks. Sonic Retro are highly elitist. I think all the Sonic fan websites suck ever since Sonic Cult shut down.

There were some efforts to re-invent the franchise over the years such as the really shit Sonic 4 that came out in 2010 and it was really bad. Everybody hates it except for David T Wanker who thinks that it's his favourite game of the series. It got cancelled after Episode 2.

I have 12 Nintendo Dev kit Wiis for Gerbilsoft.

Gyatt & learn