Editing You Can Do Anything parody

A parody of the lyrics to 'You Can Do Anything' (AKA 'Toot Toot Sonic Warrior') created long ago by the forum member [[drak]].

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== Parody Version ==

<i>DAMN, DAMN! The hoagie!
<br>Naw, naw. Don't fall behind ;-)
<br>Hay, HAY! SAY DON'T BE LATE.
<br>Seven sevenGET SMASHED IN HEAVEEEN
<br>Six, five! I pay to lie!
<br>Fo', three, now chew on me.
<br>Two, four, WE'RE BOWLIN' AT FORTAY. lysol

<br>EXCALIBAR don't drop that bar!!!
<br>Where do you been? GIMME TEN
<br>FOUR HORNS. MY tone.
<br>CHECK IT OUT ABE, never more!
<br>Leather legs get me horny.
<br>Whaddya get, say? FAT CAT
<br>broom vroom cosmic zoom!!
<br>LET'S ALL PLAY IN SONIC'S ROOM

TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
<br>You all will give me all the penny with the power to save the laaaame~
<br>TAKE A LITTLE CHANCE, SLIP ON THROUGH
<br>you gotstoBABABAAAA
<br>dude, dude. dude fuck you :[
<br>TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR, TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
<br>The power is in you mind to save the penny to conquer TYYYYYYYYYYY (what)

Chu-chu sonic boiler!
<br>The exquisite dime.
<br>Chu-chu sonic boiler!
<br>CRACKER IN YOU MIND.
<br>Nothing gets a-by, the way they stay away, 'cos you could try! 
<br>YOU CAN DO ANYTHIING
<br>Chu-chu sonic boiler!
<br>Always taste a chance!
<br>Chu-chu sonic boiler!
<br>NEVER SITTING DAMP.
<br>Nothing gets a-by, the way they stay away, 'cos you could try! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING 
<br>brrnrnrnnnngnggggg</i>




== Original Version ==

0, 10 -- You can go again
<br>9, 9 -- Don't fall behind
<br>8, 8 -- Say, don't delay
<br>7, 7 -- Destination heaven
<br>6, 5 -- Stayin' alive
<br>4, 3 -- Now it's you and me
<br>2, 1 -- We're gonna have fun
<br>Say! Blast off!
<br>Hey!

Excalibur -- It's not that far
<br>What do ya make? -- Give and take
<br>Goin' home -- Time zone
<br>Check out Egg -- He's never alone
<br>Leather and lace -- Kickin' his booty
<br>What do you get? -- Say, fast jet
<br>Doom room -- Cosmic zoom
<br>Heads up, Jake -- It's Sonic Boom!

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, toot toot Sonic Warrior
<br>Your hour is near at hand
<br>You've got the power to save the land

Take a little chance, slip on through
<br>You gotta survive no matter what you do
<br>You gotta do for you

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, toot toot Sonic Warrior
<br>The power is in your mind
<br>To shake the planets and conquer time

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, deep in space and time
<br>Toot toot Sonic Warrior, forever in your mind
<br>Nothing can survive the will to stay alive
<br>'Cause if you try, you can do anything

Toot toot Sonic Warrior, always takes a chance
<br>Toot toot Sonic Warrior, never says he can't
<br>Nothing can survive the will to stay alive
<br>'Cause if you try, you can do anything