Ring

Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

A Sinister Dodecahedron

When Used

• If used on a Gaudy pirate:

The gaudy pirate's eyes light up at the sight of the ring.

"Oh my Goodness, that is FABULOUS!" he shouts, "I must have it!" He grabs the ring and stuffs a wad of Meat into your hand.

• Otherwise:

You clonk your opponent on the head with the ring, leaving it dazed.

Notes

Delevels your opponent by 20-30.