Myst
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| Name: | Myst |
| A.K.A.: | MysteriousHedgehog, Abe Froman, lol_internet |
| Real name: | Chris |
| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Michigan, USA |
| Birthdate: | 4/11/1985 |
| Blood type: | ??? |
| Official join date: | August 2000 |
About Myst
Myst currently resides in a small town in Michigan. He has brown hair and blue eyes, and loves long walks on the beach.
He is still hoping to one day accomplish his dream of owning the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard, but financial problems currently stand in his way. (As does his complete inability to accomplish any of goal ever)
It is rumored that he may have actually talked to a girl once.[citation needed]
History
Myst Joined the Moogle Cavern sometime in the summer of 2000 on his Dreamcast Web Browser, his only means of internet as he didn't own a computer until years later.
Thanks to many of his inane and useless posts, Kulock created the infamous Fluff Forum at the Moogle Cavern, (originally named after him) which later spun-off into the Rotor Forum at Sonic Eats Rings, once Kulock stopped running the Moogle Cavern.
He once broke his foot in two places trying to skateboard, and as a young child was a constant shoplifter, often stealing packs of Chippendales stickers.
In 2008, Myst became even more annoying than usual with the release of The Dark Knight, and began to flood the Rotor Forum with useless and stupid posts about it. It is now 2009 and he still won't shut up about it. But hey, it could be worse.
He could've made a 26-page topic about an awful Sonic RPG nobody cared about.
Old Avatars
Photo Faggotry
Other
Whenever Myst is not dicking around on SER, he likes to watch TV shows like Total Drama Island,
Rob & Big, listen to music, and update his small website that nobody visits. He also like to ride
his bike, (but it's busted right now and needs to get fixed.)
