Sonic the Hedgehog
- !WARNING! This article is way past cool! !WARNING!
About Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic The Hedgehog was a popular video game series in the 90's about furry hippies who fight
against a symbol of the military industrial complex otherwise known as Dr. Eggman NO NOT DR. EGGMAN
IT'S ROBOTNIK AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENTLY IS A LIAR. In 2000, Sonic The Hedgehog went from being the mascot
for Sega to a character who is about as high-profile as Toejam, Earl, and Bonk combined, as well as the laughingstock
of the gaming community.
He's had several different TV series, none of which have been that good, and one anime which was called a "movie"
when dubbed for the US. It was okay.
When he gets seven Chaos Emeralds he turns into Super Hyper Ultra Sayian Sonic X-Treme, utilizing the real power of
teamwork to defeat his foes.
He has a comic book series published by Archie Comics. It's terrible. NeroMan started reading it despite having never
owned a Sonic Game - but he just picks up 500 other comics a month so why not?
The English Egmont Fleetway Sonic the Comic is awesome, if by awesome you mean "retarded". Even though some
corporate bigwigs killed it off because they didn't understand that having continuing storylines meant a continuing
audience and going full reprint will not allow you to keep your audience while saving money.
After a letter Keith Stack sent to SEGA, asking if Sonic still loves Chili Dogs, the response confirmed that Sonic Eats Rings
Sonic Titles
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Adventure
